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Blame Steve | Bucky Barnes x Reader |

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Published: Sep 25, 2016

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"Mr. and Mrs. Barnes." The secretary said as the two passed, each giving a nod in her direction.

"Hello, Carla. I like the haircut." (Name) said, giving the woman a wave.

"Looks better than the last one, in my honest and endearing opinion." Bucky added. They walked down to the holding cell together, where their twins were chatting it up with the officer that had detained them this time.

"So I aced my math test-"

"But then he flunked his history-"

"At least I didn't fail gym-"

"I mean, his dad is literally a fossil-"

"Hers is a super soldier-"

"Sevimli, Zachary!" Bucky snapped, using his Authoritative Father™ voice.

The twins both jumped slightly, shutting their mouths. They were each spitting images of their father, but they acted just like their Uncle Steve. Figures Bucky's life would further be cursed by his pre-serum pal in such a way.

"Hey, Louie." (Name) greeted, using that tone that told outsiders she was a sweet woman, but the one that her family knew to be the exact opposite.

"What's it been, a week?" He asked conversationally.

"Three days." Bucky's arms were crossed as he stared down his children with those steel blue eyes. "You weren't on duty that time."

Louie let out a low whistle. "Grounded for how long?"

"Indefinitely, now."

"Tati!" Sevimli whined, trying to use her Baby Girl Powers™ on her father.

"No." He said coldly. #BirdBrainWouldBeProud

"Well, don't be too hard on 'em." Louie said, opening up the cell. "They had an accomplice this time." He pointed to another cell, where one Steven Grant Rogers was sat, looking like an indignant yet kicked puppy.

"Steve?" (Name) asked, voice laced with surprise. However, Bucky knew better than to be astonished at this revelation.

"Did you call Tony or Liz this time?" The brunet inquired, leveling his Authoritative Best Friend™ look at Steve.

"Peter." The blond mumbled.

"Pops, you owe me big time." Said teen's voice rang out.

"Say anything to your mom or dad and you're grounded." Steve tried firing back, but really, his weakness was seeing his boy in his adorable pizza man uniform. So grown up and cute!

"Liar." Pete snickered and walked out with his other father, waving goodbye to his two friends being left behind. "I'll see you guys whenever you're not grounded."

"You'll be eighty by then, Pete!" Zach shouted. They wouldn't be able to have a video game party for years, with Tati's ~~iron~~ vibranium fist and all.

"Let's just go on home and get this over with." (Name) said, rubbing her temples.

Bucky lead the way with his arms still crossed. "Do you know what time it is?" He asked once everyone was in the car, using the rearview mirror to stare down the teens in the backseat.

"Uh-" Sevimli started.

"It's eleven o'clock at night!"

"Yes." Zach nodded, the shithead.

"And do you know what I was doing?"

"I don't wanna know-" The boy scrunched up his nose.

"Sleeping!" That much was obvious, due to his messy bun and sweatpants. "I haven't had sex with your mom in-"

"EW!" The teenagers shouted together, covering each other's ears as their father finished his statement.

Bucky rolled his eyes and started the car. His jaw was still set and the drive home would be about thirty minutes full of a lecture. "What did you two do this time?"

"My love..." (Name) said, reaching over to place her hand on his thigh. "Just this once, can we blame Steve and move on?"

Bucky looked back at the kids, who were putting on their best I'm A Sweet Child™ faces. He cracked a soft smile and put the car in drive. "Blame Steve it is."